Please help us find our cat. “R” who loves Scott (our cat) as much or more than I do has this to say to whoever now has Scott: “Persians are especially prone to kidney disease.” Also, their “inbred facial type, called `ultra face’ means their tear ducts get blocked easily and you have to clean their eyes nightly.” You also have to understand, please, that Scott and cats like him “like serentity and stability and don’t like to climb or jump high.”
If you have Scott, please, we just want to make sure he is all right, and also, that he gets his special dish, with two hand painted goldfish on the side, one of whom is named Gaba. We know he would want it.
Also: Martha Stewart is largely responsible for Scott having gone missing. More on that later. First, the inside trading, now this…. Shame on you Martha Stewart. For now on, we go to the Pottery Barn. Maybe even Ikea.
More information and pictures about Scott to follow. We love you. We miss you, wherever you are.
If you have any information about Scott, please leave a comment below, at my Facebook page, or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org